Nomad News-Vol.4-No.75

THE SELF-INDULGENT MICHELLE; The following Letter-to-the-Editor appeared in the March 18, 2014 edition of the "Crossville Chronicle": "Has Michelle Become Bored? It seems the self-indulgent Michelle has become a bit bored hanging around Washington since the last vacation in January. What to do? Sure, why not. I'll just borrow a couple of million from China and then jog over there and spend it. Might as well take the kids, too. After all, they need a spring break. Yeah, I'll take Mom, too. What's an extra million. After all, that's what money is for, isn't it? Barrack will be in Europe. Fox News and some of the proletariat will complain, but so what. We'll send Joe over with a cake. (signed: Andy Dolan **** I'm not sure that all folks "got" the inference of the last sentense, so I'll explain. If you'll recall, leading up to the French Revolution, when Marie Antoinette was told the people were getting restless and had no bread, supposedly this was her answer: "Let them eat cake". When last seen, Marie's head was bouncing over the cobblestones of the Champs Elysees. (Copyright-Andy Dolan)